The night before christmas throughout the house, we were all fucked, even the mouse.
Dads at the brothel, mums with uncle frank, and id settled down for a nice slow wank.
when outside the house i heard a right clatter, i let go my cock to see what was the matter.
out on the lawn i saw a big dick, i knew right away it was old saint nick.
he came down the chimney like a bat out of hell, the big fat fucker i think he fell.
he filled out stockings with sweets and beer and a big rubber cock for my brother the queer.
then he rose up the chimney with a thunderous fart, the big fat cunt nearly blew the house apart.
he swore and he cursed as he rode out of sight, shouting "ill be back next year, have a good night."


merry xmas! >>>> by micheal duke manager me